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Captain O
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Posted - 08/19/2016 :  3:22:28 PM  Show Profile Send Captain O a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The local barber was so overwrought that he decided life wasn't worth living. He grabbed the jar filled with combs, withdrew them, tossing them aside. "Tipping it up" he guzzled the blue fluid. In five minutes, the solution had taken his life.

At the graveside service, his wife said through her tears... "It was a clear case of Barbicide."

"Faster than a speeding insult, more powerful than an ulterior motive, able to leap to conclusions in a single bound, its... Captain Obvious"!

"Living well is the best revenge". - George Herbert

"The Administration of Justice should be tempered by mercy, but mercy should never interfere with the true Administration of Justice". - Captain Obvious

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